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    Take the Zork Pledge to make 5 simple changes in your daily life to help save the planet Earth and join our green social site. It takes only 3 minutes.

    Click to join us! Each one of us has the intergalactic power to make a difference, so imagine what will happen if 1 MILLION Earthlings make the Zork Pledge!

    The ZORK PLEDGE:

    1. Use less water. Zorkpledgewaterv2_2(how?)

    2. Ride a bike, walk or carpool once a week. (why?)

    3. Adjust your thermostat.(more)

    4. Unplug and turn off. (why?)

    5. Get 10 humans to join us. (more)

    Ready go 5 STEPS GREENER? Click here!

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Zork in the News


  • MSN SMART MONEY: Viva Las Vegas has become "Viva Las Frugal." So says Zork of Zork Planet.

  • One good place to find ideas: a blog called "It's the Recession, Didiot." Here you will find green ideas, cheap ideas and ideas on how to have fun for less.

Humans Love Zork!

  • The Success
    "This site is cool, content and color You must see this site."
  • Forced Green
    "I just love this site... the humor, the information and the attitude!"
  • Revolutionizing the Rat Race!
    "I love the green guys! Zork and his family are great role models for humanity."
  • ECO MAMA
    "Clever theme for an eco site. I wish I'd thought of it! Lots of great information, but also colorful and entertaining. One of my favorite green sites!"
  • It Takes a Planet to Raise a Child
    "Love your site and your alien advice."
  • Daisy the Curly Cat
    "Zork has inspired me to replace an incandescent lightbulb with a fluorescent one. Even cats can help the environment."
  • Eco-friendly Life and Toys
    "Completely refreshing, lots of great tips on greening up the planet and a sense of humor to boot! I'm a zorkaholic!"

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Zork's Story

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Earthlings, we are here. It was not by design or intent. We were zipping through space, on our way to a wedding in a distant quadrant of the galaxy, when my lovely wife Meera decided to show our son Zorkey the planet Earth close up.

Close up it was! While hovering above Texas trying to spot a longhorn steer, we happened to be shot down by what your Earthlings call a "Bubba." We do not know how Bubba succeeded, but he did. Fortunately, we are able to land safely on the outskirts of Stephenville.Spaceship

Bubba shot our energy fuselage. And so we are stranded on planet Earth until Meera and I figure out how to extract fuel from your Earthly elements. We were lucky enough to hide our saucy saucer and integrate ourselves into your Earthling culture.

Here are a few things for you to know about us. Our species is one million years more advanced than you Homo sapiens. We have developed, over the millennium, the capability of communicating via brain waves. Our strength is 10 times higher than the average Earthling, and our legs and arms can elongate to different lengths. Homo sapiens, our brains are so advanced that we can create objects on top of our brains. This is similar to your virtual reality models.

We are here to offer tips to help you save your planet from yourselves and to be green like us.