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    Take the Zork Pledge to make 5 simple changes in your daily life to help save the planet Earth and join our green social site. It takes only 3 minutes.

    Click to join us! Each one of us has the intergalactic power to make a difference, so imagine what will happen if 1 MILLION Earthlings make the Zork Pledge!

    The ZORK PLEDGE:

    1. Use less water. Zorkpledgewaterv2_2(how?)

    2. Ride a bike, walk or carpool once a week. (why?)

    3. Adjust your thermostat.(more)

    4. Unplug and turn off. (why?)

    5. Get 10 humans to join us. (more)

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  • MSN SMART MONEY: Viva Las Vegas has become "Viva Las Frugal." So says Zork of Zork Planet.

  • One good place to find ideas: a blog called "It's the Recession, Didiot." Here you will find green ideas, cheap ideas and ideas on how to have fun for less.

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Zork Green Tip 28 - Skate to Save the Planet

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After being stranded on your beautiful planet for over six months, we discovered an exciting human-made technology of intergalactic significance that reduces energy consumption while traveling. This transportation technology saves a substantial amount of gasoline while providing Earthlings with a platform to have fun and be green like us.

1000 MPG. According to our nano-computer calculations and rigorous technical and mathematical analysis, this transportation device generates at least 1000 MPG before it needs to be refueled.

This green technology is the skateboard. Earthlings, what a fun way to get around.

Don’t be a Didiot. Please do not attempt to ride your skateboard on your highways crowded with metal transportation devices expelling large amounts of carbon dioxide into your atmosphere. Skateboarding is one of the greenest ways to get around your neighborhood.

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