It's the Planet, Didiot!: Zork Green Tip 12

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Earthling, there is a frightening phenomenon happening right now all across your planet. It is called VAMPIRE ENERGY.

Save yourself from wasting electricity, wasting your Earth's fossil fuels and needlessly running up your electric bill.

All you have to do is UNPLUG all things electrical when not in use. You waste electricity when your audio/video/VCR/DVD/DVR/gaming system sits plugged into the outlet, even when they are OFF.

It is so easy to do. Simply plug all of your stuff into one power strip and unplug the power strip when you are finished playing video games or watching your movie. Do not simply flip the switch on the power strip to OFF... this is where vampire energy lurks. Actually unplug the power cord from the outlet to stop vampire energy waste. In standby mode, your TV and video equipment sit silently sucking energy as you sleep.

You might say this is a small hassle, however you will be saving energy, doing your part to save the planet, and enjoying lower electricity bills. Wouldn't you rather do something fun with that money?

Meet the Vampires. These are the "evil machines" wasting precious energy in your home at this very moment.

This is what they cost per year in vampire energy.*

1.Plasma TV $159.76
2. Desktop Computer $34.21

3. Game Console $25.73
4. Laptop $15.90
5. Laser Printer $12.43
6. VCR $10.12
7. DVD Player $8.67
8. Convection Microwave $3.85
9. Cordless Phone Base Station $3.18
10. LCD Monitor $2.51
11. Radio $1.44
12. Rechargeable Toothbrush $1.35

These vampires suck $279.13 worth of electricity a year from each and every average American home. Start unplugging today.

Wait! Unplug these too:
Cell Phone Charger
Electric Razor
iPod
And look in your kitchen: Toasters, Blenders, Bread Machines, Mixers, anything in your home, garage or office with a "ready" or "standby" light.

Do not be a Didiot! Take a few minutes and search your home. Do not let those evil vampires contribute to your carbon output any longer. Be green like me!