It's the Planet, Didiot!: Zork Green Tip 21

Earthling, we are fond of your other creatures on this planet. We assure you that you are not the only important species on this planet.

We are one million years more advanced than you and our brains can communicate on multiple frequencies. We are able to speak in trillions of languages across the galaxy, in the archaic delivery method of using vocal chords as humans do.

Our preference is to communicate through our brain wave frequencies whenever possible. We can download 1 petabyte in less than one nanosecond between each other, and to our nanocomputers. We are also able to communicate with all species on this beautiful planet through brain wave intergalactic frequencies.

What we have learned may be shocking to you. Here is the honest alien truth, Zork's honor: Animals are Earthlings too (and so are plants).

Some Earthling Didiots have no regard for the animal kingdom. We do not understand why humans cannot live in harmony with other animal species. This is their planet too.

Based on our intergalactic history database, we can confirm that other animal species have been around much longer than humans. Your scientists have confirmed the fact as well, but most humans pay no heed to that fact.

This is how long some of Earth's species have been around:**

Fish - 500 million years
Land Plants - 475 million years
Insects and Seeds - 400 million years
Amphibians - 360 million years
Reptiles - 300 million years
Mammals - 200 million years
Birds - 150 million years
Flowers - 130 million years
Humans - 200,000

Yesterday, we hovered above Mount Kilimanjaro in our saucy saucer and noticed that the King of Cats, the Kilimanjaro Lion, is in jeopardy of becoming extinct due to Didiot Earthlings (See KilimanjaroLion.wildlifedirect.org).

Earlier today, we flew over the North Pole and saw the same thing about the Polar Bears (See WWF article).

Earthling, much can be learned from the Disney movie The Lion King. The circle of life works on multiple fronts. Humans depend on other animal species for food consumption but what will happen when the consumption of food exceeds the production?

It is estimated that Earth will hold 9 billion Earthlings by 2030, according to experts at a recent 3-day summit organized by the Rome-based UN Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO). Humans will need to produce 50% more food than they are today to be able to feed every human on the planet.*

Earthling, we are highly intelligent species, but even we are puzzled how you will solve this dilemma. We do have an answer for you from a technological standpoint, however the problem is that we cannot offer humans solutions because this would break the intergalactic, interplanetary treaty, which does not allow an intelligently superior species to help advance other worlds for the sake of technology. Each planet must learn to advance on its own.

The animals tell us they are disgusted with Didiot humans for abusing the natural resources of this planet so that people can sit comfortably on their sofas watching mindless television.

Animals understand that the circle of life is the law and that someone is always someone else’s lunch. But they do not understand why humans kill just for the sake of killing. They do not understand hunting. What if animals hunted humans for the sake of having a trophy of human on their walls?

Earthling, we do understand that you should be careful walking in the jungle or on a safari so you are not eaten for lunch. But why do humans have to kill Rhino’s or Elephants for their tusks so they can use them for male enhancement medicine? There are alternatives which could be used instead of the silly willy rhino horn powder magic.

We are befuddled, Earthling. Please donate to the following animals sites that care about animals. Please do not be a Didiot Earthling and forget that Animals are Earthlings too.