Zork Revolution Steps 6 - 10
6. Replace 1 light bulb with a fluorescent bulb. 
Earthlings,
get your rear off your TV sofa and change one light bulb for Earth's
sake. If 1 million humans replace one incandescent light bulb with a
brand new one, that is like taking 83,333 cars off of your
congested, polluted highways - the same energy it takes to light 27,777 homes for one year. What could be easier?
7. Buy used stuff if possible. We do not understand this human mentality to buy until you drop. Before you buy anything new, ask friends or relatives, check out garage sales or thrift shops, or buy used stuff on eBay. This helps a product live longer, and reduces the impact on the environment.
8. Plant a Tree. 
Unless
you are a complete Didiot, you know trees and plants absorb carbon
dioxide and give off oxygen. Do not be a tree killer or you may end up
on CSI. Humans are cutting down trees so fast the trees cannot keep up
with all the CO2 Earthlings produce with driving, manufacturing and other human activities. A single tree absorbs approximately one ton of CO2 during its lifetime. A million trees can absorb a million tons of CO2.
9. Recycle. Recycle half of your trash to save 2,400 pounds of CO2 a year. Even a Didiot can separate paper, plastic, newspaper, glass and aluminum cans. A million humans can save 2.4 Billion pounds of CO2 a year!
10. Drive 10 MPH slower. Earthlings, do not let some pushy Bubba pressure you with
his tailgating. Please do not find the need to speed. Every 10 miles
per hour you drive over 60 is like charging yourself an extra 54 cents
per gallon of gas. Every 10 mph faster lowers your fuel economy by 4
mpg, whether you are driving a Mini Cooper or a Hummer. And each gallon
of gas you save stops 26 pounds of CO2 from being expelling into your atmosphere.
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