It's the Planet, Didiot!: Join the Zork Revolution to Help Save Planet Earth

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO SMART EARTHLINGS

May 6, 2008

Los Angeles, California

The Zork Revolution, created by Zork Brauk, an alien who was shot down at Stephenville, Texas, is a green movement to get 1 million people to promise to make 10 simple changes in their daily lives that will make a big difference on planet Earth.

After being on the planet for a very short time, Zork says, "I do not understand why some Earthlings destroy this beautiful planet. It is not logical."

Zork said he wants Earthlings to be green like him and his family, Meera (wife), Zorkey (son), and Drauk

(brother-in-law), who are stranded with him on Earth.

"I am amazed how many Didiot Earthlings continue to destroy this planet. I invite all Earthlings to join the Zork Revolution at ZorkPlanet:The VIP Intergalactic Lounge. They must promise to honor the Zork Pledge to be green by making 10 simple changes in their daily lives to save the Planet," said Zork.

"From a mathematical perspective, 1 million Earthlings out of 6 billion plus Earthlings is only 1.6% percent of the Earth's population. We have the power to make a big difference," added Zork.

Zork's big, round eyes sparkled as he talked about the Zork Revolution, "Every Earthling can easily lower their carbon emissions and conserve natural resources of the Earth and I am here to show them how."

"Earthlings can spread the word over the internet faster than multiplying rabbits, so we can easily get 1 million Zork Revolutionaries to be green like me," said Zork.

Zork has a message for every Earthling, "Help me to help you to save planet Earth from Didiot Earthlings." Join the Zork Revolution today at ZorkPlanet.com.

About Zork Brauk

Zork is an alien who crashed onto Earth last year, along with his wife Meera, son Zorkey, brother in law Drauk and their pet Dink. They quickly realized it was destiny. Their one million years further-evolved, superior brains saw immediately that the Earth was in danger and decided to help.

Zork and Meera started the ZorkPlanet.com social network as a fun place where they can be available to answer questions and offer a plethora of green tips for Earthlings to help save the planet from Didiot humans. (Didiot: alien-speak for idiot)

Zork Brauk Web Sites:

ItstheRecessionStupid.com "Money saving recession tips to help Earthlings survive the recession."

ItsthePlanetDidiot.com "Green tips to save the Earth from Eartlings."

ZorkPlanet.com "The Intergalactic VIP Lounge" social site where 1 million humans can join to help save the planet.

For Media inquiries please contact Zork at zork@itstheplanetdidiot.com.

P.S. No funny alien jokes please.